Taylor, this post enraged me as much as Girl from TGDAG does on a regular basis. I think his first job should be washing the dishes from their table in the back of the restaurant. I know it won’t be, but it should be.
Thanks for writing. For what it’s worth, my overall impression lately is that the content has seemed more balanced to me but I apparently missed what happened in the “What’s for Dinner” post that was mentioned. Glad to see this post, though.
Way to go so far! Your friends probably are resistant to you not drinking because they don’t want to think about how much they drink. They’re projecting that onto you, so just point out to them what you’ve said here, that you can get by on a drink or two but not go hard every time. That said, I totally get it, having a few drinks is fun but it’s so hard to say no to especially when you’re trying to be calorie-conscious.
I’m hoping that this dude and Girl from TGDAG are cousins or something and George gets an idea to cut Girl off after hearing about this steakhouse showdown.
When I read “side hustle” I 100% thought she was going to do a multi level marketing thing like “It Works” or sell BeachBody bullshit. I now expect her to quit the shift at lulu after two weeks because the manager will be “like, such a bitch because I was only like 17 minutes late for my shift”.
This week’s buzzwords “affluent millennials”, “poors”, and of course the reminder that she’s been on “funemployment” for about a year….this one really raised my blood pressure this week. She is THE WORST.
If I recall correctly, John proposed to Caroline after six months of dating. And she waited “forevskis” for him to propose – master level there. Making Girl even more insecure that Todd hasn’t (and will never) propose.
Turning 30 in a couple of months and I’m in the same boat except for the marriage part. It’s still fun to go out and dance and close a bar down but I enjoy chilling on the porch with friends, listening to music and killing a few bottles of wine. Plus my hangovers are much more brutal now.
What about Richard? He had a killer mustache, and he hooked up with a woman half his age who was the daughter of his closest friend. Unapologetic violator of the Man Code, or just a an example of a manly man?
“The cocktail party was canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.” I appreciate this line so much I had to stop reading and scroll down to post this comment.
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Can’t you just tell her you’ve been wandering for 40 days in the desert when you resurrect over Easter? I bet she’d understand.
Taylor, this post enraged me as much as Girl from TGDAG does on a regular basis. I think his first job should be washing the dishes from their table in the back of the restaurant. I know it won’t be, but it should be.
Thanks for writing. For what it’s worth, my overall impression lately is that the content has seemed more balanced to me but I apparently missed what happened in the “What’s for Dinner” post that was mentioned. Glad to see this post, though.
If Girl has a younger sister then we should all form a prayer circle for her dad’s AmEx.
I’d bet money that they’re already broken up and just sticking it out until he’s done with Dancing with the Stars.
Girl doesn’t even need Caroline to talk to if she’s just going to answer all of her own questions out loud.
Way to go so far! Your friends probably are resistant to you not drinking because they don’t want to think about how much they drink. They’re projecting that onto you, so just point out to them what you’ve said here, that you can get by on a drink or two but not go hard every time. That said, I totally get it, having a few drinks is fun but it’s so hard to say no to especially when you’re trying to be calorie-conscious.
Stew of the hotmail account hasn’t weighed in. Time to cut Stew out of the guys’ trip planning.
And I was so hoping for a mention in passing of Girl’s name! This definitely woke me out of my Thursday afternoon spring fever haze.
I’m hoping that this dude and Girl from TGDAG are cousins or something and George gets an idea to cut Girl off after hearing about this steakhouse showdown.
So Tinder for people too hot to be on Tinder in the first place? I see this going places. Not to my phone, but places.
When I read “side hustle” I 100% thought she was going to do a multi level marketing thing like “It Works” or sell BeachBody bullshit. I now expect her to quit the shift at lulu after two weeks because the manager will be “like, such a bitch because I was only like 17 minutes late for my shift”.
This week’s buzzwords “affluent millennials”, “poors”, and of course the reminder that she’s been on “funemployment” for about a year….this one really raised my blood pressure this week. She is THE WORST.
If I recall correctly, John proposed to Caroline after six months of dating. And she waited “forevskis” for him to propose – master level there. Making Girl even more insecure that Todd hasn’t (and will never) propose.
Gotta respect the commitment to the dead-eyed glare in every photo. As a perpetual third/fifth/seventh wheel myself, I get it.
My feet are always subarctic in temperature but I’ll be damned if I’m going to wear any socks to bed.
Turning 30 in a couple of months and I’m in the same boat except for the marriage part. It’s still fun to go out and dance and close a bar down but I enjoy chilling on the porch with friends, listening to music and killing a few bottles of wine. Plus my hangovers are much more brutal now.
What about Richard? He had a killer mustache, and he hooked up with a woman half his age who was the daughter of his closest friend. Unapologetic violator of the Man Code, or just a an example of a manly man?
I was on the edge of my seat reading this, Will!
“The cocktail party was canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.” I appreciate this line so much I had to stop reading and scroll down to post this comment.
I’m wishing there was wine in my coffee cup now after reading “Are you cereal?”
Can’t believe Todd’s stuck around for as long as he has without a little “you know” now and then.