Additional bonus for Memorial Day – the “early dismissal” on the Friday before. You were probably going to leave at 2 or 3 pm anyway, but now that the office is closing for business at that time, it just makes it so much better.
Oooh I figured she’d find Claire’s number in his phone and the “Who is Claire?” conversation would start that way. And dammit Caroline, eat your hollandaise sauce or so help me…
Just explain that you care about the rats that live in your alley and want to give them nice nesting materials. That might take him to outright contempt for you, but you gotta stick to your guns.
Yikes. Maybe try it on a non-hangover day when you’re not trying to get tequila out of your system and see if you like it better. I’m practically immune to it at this point so I drink it more for enjoyment than using it as a stimulant. Better luck next time, Nick.
I should really re-binge the first three seasons. Tried season 4 and couldn’t get into it, and I was so jazzed when it was released that I blue myself.
Thank you thank you thank you. I can’t stand the Beach Body or Shakeology bullshit. I always want to type in all caps YOU KNOW THIS IS A PONZI SCHEME RIGHT?
I second Buttermilk, The Nook, Ladybird, Kaleidoscope. And throw in Hob Nob for some awesome bottomless mimosas and a great build your own breakfast option. Basically anywhere in Midtown is good for brunch.
Crinkle cut – no way. They’re bottom of the list. Curly, seasoned fries are #1, seasoned fries (like at Checkers or Five Guys) are #2, and straight fries #3, waffle #4.
Hazing for public accounting interns – tell them to go find a box of tickmarks. The look of indecision and terror sweeps their face because they remember learning that word in Accounting 310 but at the moment they have no clue what you’re talking about.
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The girls that do this only want to get married to have the wedding, not to actually have a marriage or a solid relationship.
I shouldn’t have read this before lunch. Now I’m daydreaming about some crispy breakfast burritos.
Yet instead of doing all of those things, you’re commenting here. Way to go champ.
Yessss!! These recaps make watching the show so much more entertaining.
Additional bonus for Memorial Day – the “early dismissal” on the Friday before. You were probably going to leave at 2 or 3 pm anyway, but now that the office is closing for business at that time, it just makes it so much better.
Very well written and this echoes my current mindset.
I laughed at the comment and then got the ‘awwwwwwwws’ looking at the doggeh.
Wear the dollar store “Birthday Girl” pin after your 21st. Gets you a little attention and free shots without having to be a Woo girl.
Oooh I figured she’d find Claire’s number in his phone and the “Who is Claire?” conversation would start that way. And dammit Caroline, eat your hollandaise sauce or so help me…
Just explain that you care about the rats that live in your alley and want to give them nice nesting materials. That might take him to outright contempt for you, but you gotta stick to your guns.
Yikes. Maybe try it on a non-hangover day when you’re not trying to get tequila out of your system and see if you like it better. I’m practically immune to it at this point so I drink it more for enjoyment than using it as a stimulant. Better luck next time, Nick.
I should really re-binge the first three seasons. Tried season 4 and couldn’t get into it, and I was so jazzed when it was released that I blue myself.
Thank you thank you thank you. I can’t stand the Beach Body or Shakeology bullshit. I always want to type in all caps YOU KNOW THIS IS A PONZI SCHEME RIGHT?
I bet Protagonist will find Claire’s number and the whole “WHO IS CLAIRE?” argument will start the inevitable breakup.
I second Buttermilk, The Nook, Ladybird, Kaleidoscope. And throw in Hob Nob for some awesome bottomless mimosas and a great build your own breakfast option. Basically anywhere in Midtown is good for brunch.
Crinkle cut – no way. They’re bottom of the list. Curly, seasoned fries are #1, seasoned fries (like at Checkers or Five Guys) are #2, and straight fries #3, waffle #4.
I hope all of these people get robbed at gunpoint. Also, the overuse of “peasants” is rampant on the rich kids of instagram account too.
Yesssssss!!
This is great. Don’t doubt your content. And Stouffer’s makes a mean lasagna.
Hazing for public accounting interns – tell them to go find a box of tickmarks. The look of indecision and terror sweeps their face because they remember learning that word in Accounting 310 but at the moment they have no clue what you’re talking about.