“Dad who stands by the outfield fence” – Quietly shows up out of nowhere, gives the kid a few “atta boys” and “good hustles” – Let’s the coach know he’s got an eye on things, then slips off into the sunset after the game.
Congrats! 2 things I can relate to… 1. the ring – how the hell are you supposed to hide the box?!? I wanted to have the box when I asked, so I had to improvise and put it in my boot. 2. Fantasy football – I had organized for her family, my family, and a photographer to be there. Let’s just say the fiancé thought I was checking my FF team the whole time and almost ended my season right there. Later she found out I was coordinating everyone to make sure they were there.
Being a Seattle guy, hurricanes and tornadoes freak me out. All my Florida/Texas friends beg to differ saying an earthquake is way worse cause you can’t see it coming, or have a party prior to it’s arrival. Not sure which poison I’d pick, just glad we haven’t had a major earthquake in 17 years.
If you think meat sweats are bad, eating an Arby’s in your car in the middle of summer is the worst. Even with the AC turned up. I’ll take solo in the restaurant. Maybe it’s just a personal issue.
Here in Seattle… Every time I head toward Montana, I get caught up in the crown jewel that is North Idaho. I need to push on an extra half hour to get to the Treasure State, not really sure what I’m doing with my life.
Damn – we’re doing my bachelor party all wrong with this research. Gonna be shooting each other with paintballs in a field, throwing some meat on the bbq, and getting some lawn games going. if we can make it all day, hit up the local bar and throwing J. Geils on the jukebox all night. Should put us out a whole $60 each.
Where’s this fight being held?? Jungle? Gorilla no doubt swings around, climbs up the back, and hits Polar with the rear naked.
Arctic?? Polar Bear lures Gorilla to the edge of the iceberg, then pummels him into the icy water drowning him, BUT Gorilla latches on bringing Polar with him.
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Colin Kaepernick… Oh wait, wrong column.
We throw on 50 cent at wrestling practice… The kids want Lil Yachty or Playboi Carti, and I’m just standing there like wtf is this?!
“Dad who stands by the outfield fence” – Quietly shows up out of nowhere, gives the kid a few “atta boys” and “good hustles” – Let’s the coach know he’s got an eye on things, then slips off into the sunset after the game.
Boo.
Congrats! 2 things I can relate to… 1. the ring – how the hell are you supposed to hide the box?!? I wanted to have the box when I asked, so I had to improvise and put it in my boot. 2. Fantasy football – I had organized for her family, my family, and a photographer to be there. Let’s just say the fiancé thought I was checking my FF team the whole time and almost ended my season right there. Later she found out I was coordinating everyone to make sure they were there.
Have fun with the wedding planning!
BIG3. Join the revolution.
beautiful brother! Oooh YEAH!
My personal favorite, “is that a tear in your eye? Are you crying?” Even if they’re nowhere near close to crying.
Won’t avoid a fight but there is no coming back from that.
Angry Owl – Elysian pumpkin ale with a shot of fireball.
Being a Seattle guy, hurricanes and tornadoes freak me out. All my Florida/Texas friends beg to differ saying an earthquake is way worse cause you can’t see it coming, or have a party prior to it’s arrival. Not sure which poison I’d pick, just glad we haven’t had a major earthquake in 17 years.
We’re talking about a car lunch here. My explorer isn’t serving up fine dining in 20 minutes.
If you think meat sweats are bad, eating an Arby’s in your car in the middle of summer is the worst. Even with the AC turned up. I’ll take solo in the restaurant. Maybe it’s just a personal issue.
Professional battle tube boat driver. Rock some people. Maybe even start a battle tube professional league and get it broadcasted on The Ocho.
Read PGP, Fantasy Football Mock Draft, ESPN/CBS Sports, Zillow browse, LinkedIn Browse, Email check, company intraweb check, grab some water, repeat. Solid 45 minute rotation right there.
Lion King video game is up there in tops of my childhood as well.
9 days.
Here in Seattle… Every time I head toward Montana, I get caught up in the crown jewel that is North Idaho. I need to push on an extra half hour to get to the Treasure State, not really sure what I’m doing with my life.
Damn – we’re doing my bachelor party all wrong with this research. Gonna be shooting each other with paintballs in a field, throwing some meat on the bbq, and getting some lawn games going. if we can make it all day, hit up the local bar and throwing J. Geils on the jukebox all night. Should put us out a whole $60 each.
Lawn service? Pull some weeds, mow the lawn, lay some bark… a good get away from the roommates, or a way to throw back some beers.
Where’s this fight being held?? Jungle? Gorilla no doubt swings around, climbs up the back, and hits Polar with the rear naked.
Arctic?? Polar Bear lures Gorilla to the edge of the iceberg, then pummels him into the icy water drowning him, BUT Gorilla latches on bringing Polar with him.
Edge: Gorilla