Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.

My credit score going up 20 points was the most exciting moment of my week.

Jeff Sessions submitting his resignation at his boss’s “request.”

Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.

Being in the closet about still playing video games.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.