As nice as that would be per TGDAG: Destination Wedding “But, as tradition goes, he knew that her family would insist on paying for their only daughter’s wedding out of their own pockets.”
Gonna go drag race my car this evening at the local drag strip. Since it’s Good Friday I’ll start it off with a prayer… “Dear God, as I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear lord, protect my ride. Amen”. Happy Easter weekend!
Still a better show than House Hunters! “Hi, I’m Bob and I’m amateur slack liner and this is my wife Mary who is a professional pubic hair braider. Our budget is 2.8 million dollars.”
I remember a fraternity guy in college that was ecstatic leaving the student health center and was holding his STD free report above his head showing anyone that would give him the time after he had apparently banged a stripper in Tijuana. Least to say, many of the sorority girls were not impressed but it was still quite the site to see.
Advertise
Learn to say ‘no’ to people. If you genuinely can’t afford to attend an event then a true friend would understand.
And the cycle continues! “Back in my day…” “Kids these days…” and before you know it you’re yelling “Get off my lawn!”
I believe this behavior is referred to as #floodthefeed
Here’s a mind-bending idea, hit the ‘unfollow’ button on the pages you don’t like seeing.
At least he had Dwight to prank all the time and let off some of that steam.
100% for the motion activate toilet light. No TV though, the bedroom is for two things: sleeping and you know…
About as close as the next segment of ‘Guys Being Dudes’ being released!
As nice as that would be per TGDAG: Destination Wedding “But, as tradition goes, he knew that her family would insist on paying for their only daughter’s wedding out of their own pockets.”
Bloody wankers…
Stock photo does not match article.
There is no debate, the answer is always YES!
Gonna go drag race my car this evening at the local drag strip. Since it’s Good Friday I’ll start it off with a prayer… “Dear God, as I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear lord, protect my ride. Amen”. Happy Easter weekend!
I’m gonna go ahead and stay seated for the next couple minutes…
Use the $1000 towards buying people drinks at the bar. They’ll tell you how beautiful you are in no time!
“I said burrr, it’s cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere”
Still a better show than House Hunters! “Hi, I’m Bob and I’m amateur slack liner and this is my wife Mary who is a professional pubic hair braider. Our budget is 2.8 million dollars.”
I remember a fraternity guy in college that was ecstatic leaving the student health center and was holding his STD free report above his head showing anyone that would give him the time after he had apparently banged a stripper in Tijuana. Least to say, many of the sorority girls were not impressed but it was still quite the site to see.
Leave me with both kids for the whole weekend? Are you out of your mind!? No way!
I’m glad I’m a guy and don’t have to deal with all this shit…
A six pack of any light beer and my rider mower makes for a great afternoon.