You ever see your dad out on the lawn, blowing leaves like someone was timing him and judging his every move? Well, call up dear old dad and tell him to enter the Blow Competition at Indiecade. [h/t SB Nation]

No, really. F**k your pumpkin spice latté.

They did it again. It seemed like “Family Matters” was more “Urkel Show” than anything towards the end.

This is McKamey Manor in San Diego and it is your own personal hell. It’s reservation only and the average tour lasts 2-3 hours and you can’t leave. No two tours are the same and it is quite possibly the closest thing you can get to getting Saw’d. (WARNING: NSFW language and highly disturbing)