HR’s Worst Nightmare Sends Texts To Coworker Telling Her He’s Definitely Jerked Off To Her

Oh, buddy. Oh no. Why? Why did you do this?

Here we have a classic case of an office crush. I get it. It happens, but you’ve GOT to play it cool when thinking about dipping your pen(is) in the company (p)ink. Telling her how you feel straight up can sometimes be a bold and effective strategy, but when you disclose THIS much, you’re booking yourself a one way ticket to a sexual harassment lawsuit.


Oh god. He starts off okay enough. Lets her know he has something he wants to tell her. Make her feel comfortable, but then he hits her over the head with the sex dream hammer and it just goes off the rails from there.


I am shocked she didn’t fall for the “I’ve had a few dreams where you’ve sat on my face” line. That one usually gets them. He really sold out on this one. Threw up a Doug Flutie-esque Hail Mary and ended up like Ryan Leaf. Can’t believe it didn’t work out for you, man.

Oh, one more thing:


[via BroBible]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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