Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

I’m not at the parade today. PGP

No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Taking fake poops

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.