Never listened to a podcast before. PGP

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

I was suppose to have the day off, but apparently half our team called in sick, so…here I am.

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

Not even trying to look busy anymore. PGP

Getting a second job because I am incapable of having hobbies. PGP

Joined the board of my condo HOA.

My desktop wallpaper is a picture of my flawless swing at last year’s golf outing. PGPM