I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP

Why isn’t casual Monday’s a thing?

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Everyone in the office is mad at me because I got a new chair.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP