brandhistorian

Deadline oriented, synergistic, and value-adding team player who hates jargon.

Member Since 02/05/2014

Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Post Grad Problems

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I couldn’t name a single song in the Top 40, but I can tell you every song that’s on “The River” by Bruce Springsteen. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Drinking games now means seeing if I can finish a drink without feeling sleepy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I could be on that super-drug from “Lucy” and still wouldn’t be able to get all this shit done. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A firm, yet very depressing sense of self-awareness. PGP.

Post Grad Problems