Finding a significant other with good health insurance is my number one priority, because mine is awful. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

No boss, work when you want, get a nice tan…suddenly being homeless doesn’t look all that bad. PGP.

The “entry level 15” is a lot more depressing than the “freshman 15.” PGP.