Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

Everybody’s working on the weekend.

Coworker emailed me while I was at lunch to see if I got the other email he sent me 30 minutes earlier.

No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP