I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Telling your friends your doing business in St. Louis, but actually going to Chesterfield. PGP.

I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP

Not even getting the interview experience. PGP

Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube