Guy in the cube next to me got a standing desk. I feel like he’s always watching me now. PGP.

My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.

New Year, New Me, same morning road rage. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.

No one in my office acknowledged my birthday. PGP

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs