I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.

My life is now just a never ending cycle of Pepto-Bismol and sleeping pills. PGP.

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.