Booze and Schmooze is a 2012 graduate from a state-run party school in Minnesota, with honors in keg stands, and passive-aggressive MN nice behavior. You can see him rollerblading in the Mall of America with a duck call in honor of the District 5 hockey team, who became the Mighty Ducks.
"Let him make the first move, Conway" - Gordon Bombay
There are some people that should remain overweight. Shaun Weiss is definitely one of them. I can’t look at him today, because all I think about is Goldberg, and Josh Burnbalm from Heavy Weights. “Josh Burnbalm! Step on up! Get on the scale, son!” *High-five* “Alright. GET OFF THE SCALE.”
Coach Bombay saved himself by bringing in Julie the Cat cold off the bench because she had the fast glove. And Gunnar Stahl only has one move. Triple deke, glove side.
If that woman in the picture was the secretary at my company, there’s a 0% chance I would get any work done. Also, I’d need to carry around a book at all times to hide my on going erection. Ahh, just like 6th grade all over again.
Unfortunately up in Minnesota, the roads have to be TERRIBLE to have the excuse of not getting to the office. There are 2 guarantees when bad weather strikes: 1. Everyone forgets how to drive in snow/ice, so there’s an irritating mix of grandmas driving 15 mph on the highway, and assholes with 4 wheel drive that still drive 10 mph over the speed limit. 2. The only things talked about in the office are: how long/shitty your commute was, road conditions, and whether or not we get more bad weather. Please shoot me now.
There’s PLENTY of room on the Vikings bandwagon. The disclaimer is once every 5 years they give you hope of making it to a super bowl. But they always pinch out a giant loaf of shit on the field when it matters most.
Another potential class: Concepts of Justifying Purchases on company expense accounts. Oh no, those 10 gin and tonics were not all for me, I had clients with me.
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Just one second behind you there on the Heavy Weights reference.
There are some people that should remain overweight. Shaun Weiss is definitely one of them. I can’t look at him today, because all I think about is Goldberg, and Josh Burnbalm from Heavy Weights. “Josh Burnbalm! Step on up! Get on the scale, son!” *High-five* “Alright. GET OFF THE SCALE.”
Coach Bombay saved himself by bringing in Julie the Cat cold off the bench because she had the fast glove. And Gunnar Stahl only has one move. Triple deke, glove side.
wait, wait, hold on a second partner. Santa isn’t real?!
Whenever I watch Home Alone, I get a craving for a lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
If that woman in the picture was the secretary at my company, there’s a 0% chance I would get any work done. Also, I’d need to carry around a book at all times to hide my on going erection. Ahh, just like 6th grade all over again.
I should go ask my 3rd grade teacher if I can have my yo-yo back now.
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The look I give most every day. “Did you get the email that I sent?” — queue to that look.
Unfortunately up in Minnesota, the roads have to be TERRIBLE to have the excuse of not getting to the office. There are 2 guarantees when bad weather strikes: 1. Everyone forgets how to drive in snow/ice, so there’s an irritating mix of grandmas driving 15 mph on the highway, and assholes with 4 wheel drive that still drive 10 mph over the speed limit. 2. The only things talked about in the office are: how long/shitty your commute was, road conditions, and whether or not we get more bad weather. Please shoot me now.
If you are a guy, congratulations. We all moved up 1 spot on the list of sexiest man of the year with the loss of Paul Walker.
Doesn’t matter if the author slept all weekend, or went on a 96 hour coke binge. It still sucks going to work on Mondays.
There’s PLENTY of room on the Vikings bandwagon. The disclaimer is once every 5 years they give you hope of making it to a super bowl. But they always pinch out a giant loaf of shit on the field when it matters most.
If you want an escape, feel free to come to Minnesota. Where the turkey is warm, and plenty of hot dishes to pass around don’tcha know
Going for the 3-peat as The Drunk One at Thanksgiving
Every kiss begins with Klonopin <3 and you go right to hell Kay Jewlers
Another potential class: Concepts of Justifying Purchases on company expense accounts. Oh no, those 10 gin and tonics were not all for me, I had clients with me.
@SamSamRages that is a thing. There are plenty of stay at home dads if his partner has a better job.
Well, this comment is awkward now that the spam bot posting is gone…
NBA Jam was a great game. But even the developers admitted after all these years that they rigged the game against the Bulls.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/nba-jam-was-rigged-against-chicago-bulls-092513
I have more respect for this man in the video than you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcVNAuFK1Y