Sorry, gotta one up you too. My parents have no idea how to call someone and still struggle to use a computer, which they only turn on when “emailing” (which I kinda like…the obsession with computers blows my mind)
My theory is that primitive texting included abbreviations because of the 1-9 text pad (remember that?), and older people picked up the style and just assumed “texting will always be this way. This is what texting is. It will never change.”
1) Everyone and their mother clogs up the gym after work and it’s infuriating.
2) Taking pre-workout has better effects in the morning; it basically replaces coffee. I have trouble sleeping if I take it after work.
The only drawback is going to bed an hour earlier.
Probably the smug face that raised pill prices by 5,000% and saying “fuck you” to patients with infectious disease. The affluenza teen will burn in hell but his kill count has nothing on Shkreli’s.
Fuck Steve!
Sorry, gotta one up you too. My parents have no idea how to call someone and still struggle to use a computer, which they only turn on when “emailing” (which I kinda like…the obsession with computers blows my mind)
My theory is that primitive texting included abbreviations because of the 1-9 text pad (remember that?), and older people picked up the style and just assumed “texting will always be this way. This is what texting is. It will never change.”
“Hey TomDevito if you could drop a flattering line on our Patagonia prices that’d be great.” – Man Outfitters
Fake glasses guy is always a hipster.
Abigail is that girl who relentlessly recruits her Facebook friends to the pyramid scheme she signed up for.
That figure seems like an average across the country. An intern in Silicon Valley will definitely make more than the same intern in Mississippi.
I workout in the morning for two reasons:
1) Everyone and their mother clogs up the gym after work and it’s infuriating.
2) Taking pre-workout has better effects in the morning; it basically replaces coffee. I have trouble sleeping if I take it after work.
The only drawback is going to bed an hour earlier.
Probably the smug face that raised pill prices by 5,000% and saying “fuck you” to patients with infectious disease. The affluenza teen will burn in hell but his kill count has nothing on Shkreli’s.
Anything by Tucker Max.
I just drink it black because I have no soul.
If Cosmo Magazine were written for men.
“What are you talking about? We CHOOSE this lifestyle just like we choose the dumpiest look possible.”
Nathaniel is 100% the type of guy who refuses to be called “Nate” or “Nathan.”
Beats Fort Polk.
“Is the steak gluten-free?”
“…it’s steak.”
“…but is it gluten-free steak?”
“ಠ_ಠ”
You don’t have to work out a lot, just don’t eat shitty food.
My thought is “okay then why are you on here? Go fuck your dog.”
You got my vote!
…you know there’s the rest of the Internet for that.. ಠ_ಠ