The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming the Masters

Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

That parking ticket really messed up my budget.

Back to back baby showers this Saturday.

My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.

Me legs are sore from our bar crawl.

Got called out in front of my boss for consistently parking in the visitor spots.

I have constant stress that my uber rating will drop below a 5 star.