The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming the Masters
Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.
I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.
That parking ticket really messed up my budget.
Back to back baby showers this Saturday.
My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.
Me legs are sore from our bar crawl.
Got called out in front of my boss for consistently parking in the visitor spots.
I have constant stress that my uber rating will drop below a 5 star.