Sale on lean cuisines. Boom!
I have three bosses.
I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.
I could really use that fantasy league money right now.
Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.
Killed a bottle of wine and fell asleep at halftime. Who won the game?
Joined the board of my condo HOA.
My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.
Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.
James Harden gets 200 million from Adidas and I can’t even get a key card to park in the work garage.