I got in on the $100 23 and Me DNA kit last night. Excited to find out how much of an Eastern European mutt I really am…and to give Uncle Sam all my genetic information.
Fuck that bartender. It’s one thing to be upset that the tip you got wasn’t as much as you’d want, but it’s another to publicly post it and ridicule the person, famous basketball star or not.
My freshman year of college, I got blacked out one night. By 7 pm, my hangover wouldn’t go away. Since I couldn’t remember the night before, I got really worried that I had a concussion so I decided to go to the ER. They ran some tests on me, gave me some apple juice and told me that I was just really hung over and not to drink as much next time. Fun times.
For the third date, invite her over to your place and cook dinner. This, of course, assumes that you can cook and your place is presentable for a lady. Doing this puts you at a home field advantage since you’re literally at home and your bed is right there, should there be some hanky panky (and there should be, the third date stereotype is there for a reason).
Graduated college in 2012, spend most of 2013 studying for and taking the CPA test. Luckily I passed all four tests on the first try, but nope, never again. Anytime someone asks me if I ever plan on going back to school, I laugh at them.
Recently toyed with the idea of getting my CFA, but then remembered how shitty it was studying for my CPA, so I quickly noped those thoughts out of my head and went to get a beer.
Just speaking from experience. I did this with a few girls I dated before I met my now girlfriend and also my now girlfriend. She admitted that to me a few months into a relationship that what drew her in was that unlike other guys she had met, I wasn’t on her balls all the time because of the constant texting.
Don’t send her another text. This chick just clearly likes the attention you’re giving her, but unfortunately is not into you. Just let it go. I’ve been in your situation and know it’s hard, but you gotta do it.
On another note, next time you meet a girl, try not texting at all in between dates. The first few dates, text her after to say you had a great time and set up another date, but don’t text her about much else. Save the conversations for when you’re actually with her. Makes you come off much more mysterious and less accessible, which makes the girl more interested.
Watching Patriots Day tonight for the first time. Not sure how it compares to other ‘Murrican classics, but I feel like it’s fitting to watch it today.
Four words: survival of the fittest. If I were a cow, I wouldn’t mind being slaughtered and served up as a medium rare filet by someone higher up on the food chain.
That’s because they perceive these sorts of things as “microaggressions” and literally feel as if they are attacked. Yes, these people are mentally insane.
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I wasn’t a fan of Obama, but get your politics outta here. PGP is (generally) a politics-free zone.
There isn’t really anywhere else to go – this series is in limbo, just like Todd and Girl’s relationship.
Someone’s never watched When Harry Met Sally.
How’s the porn on that?
I got in on the $100 23 and Me DNA kit last night. Excited to find out how much of an Eastern European mutt I really am…and to give Uncle Sam all my genetic information.
I hope getting internet famous got him real life fired.
Fuck that bartender. It’s one thing to be upset that the tip you got wasn’t as much as you’d want, but it’s another to publicly post it and ridicule the person, famous basketball star or not.
Now, I don’t think that I’m capable of drinking enough to keep me hung over until 7 pm the next day.
7 pm the next day.*
My freshman year of college, I got blacked out one night. By 7 pm, my hangover wouldn’t go away. Since I couldn’t remember the night before, I got really worried that I had a concussion so I decided to go to the ER. They ran some tests on me, gave me some apple juice and told me that I was just really hung over and not to drink as much next time. Fun times.
For the third date, invite her over to your place and cook dinner. This, of course, assumes that you can cook and your place is presentable for a lady. Doing this puts you at a home field advantage since you’re literally at home and your bed is right there, should there be some hanky panky (and there should be, the third date stereotype is there for a reason).
“It was 3 p.m. on a Tuesday, the prime hour for not giving a flying fuck”
Every hour that isn’t happy hour is the prime hour for not giving a fuck.
Graduated college in 2012, spend most of 2013 studying for and taking the CPA test. Luckily I passed all four tests on the first try, but nope, never again. Anytime someone asks me if I ever plan on going back to school, I laugh at them.
Recently toyed with the idea of getting my CFA, but then remembered how shitty it was studying for my CPA, so I quickly noped those thoughts out of my head and went to get a beer.
Just speaking from experience. I did this with a few girls I dated before I met my now girlfriend and also my now girlfriend. She admitted that to me a few months into a relationship that what drew her in was that unlike other guys she had met, I wasn’t on her balls all the time because of the constant texting.
Don’t send her another text. This chick just clearly likes the attention you’re giving her, but unfortunately is not into you. Just let it go. I’ve been in your situation and know it’s hard, but you gotta do it.
On another note, next time you meet a girl, try not texting at all in between dates. The first few dates, text her after to say you had a great time and set up another date, but don’t text her about much else. Save the conversations for when you’re actually with her. Makes you come off much more mysterious and less accessible, which makes the girl more interested.
Watching Patriots Day tonight for the first time. Not sure how it compares to other ‘Murrican classics, but I feel like it’s fitting to watch it today.
Four words: survival of the fittest. If I were a cow, I wouldn’t mind being slaughtered and served up as a medium rare filet by someone higher up on the food chain.
That’s because they perceive these sorts of things as “microaggressions” and literally feel as if they are attacked. Yes, these people are mentally insane.
“Mind you, this girl made us well aware of the fact that she attended one of the expensive private colleges in the Continental US.”
Well that explains everything. Seriously. Have you seen what goes on at colleges these days?
That’s true, come to think of it there’s at least 4.