When I first read the title, I definitely thought that this column was going to be about having someone at work do your work for you. PGP?
Great column though, your boy is gonna come crawling back in 5-10 years when he finds out that his wife cheated on him again. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Salinas is second? Whoever wrote this must not know California’s geography well. It’s in the middle of nowhere. Monterey is close by but it’s touristy and gets old and you’re about two hours south of San Francisco.
It seems that Todd really struck a nerve there. If he’s not careful, he may have to add a grand or two to that engagement ring to prove to her that he really loves her…and to prove to himself that he is, indeed, a masochist.
I’m not sure why job hopping is a bad thing. Yeah you probably shouldn’t switch jobs more than once every two years or so, but if doing so gets you a pay raise, then why not? I switched jobs last year and got a 30% bump. It would’ve taken me at least four more years to get the same pay increase at my old job. If you recruit and interview well, more power to you.
I’m from the west coast so I’m not too familiar with the ‘Nova stereotypes. I just know them as that “basketball school that always get a high seed in the tournament and then chokes.”
Jewish geography can basically be summarized as 2 degrees of separation. When I was in college and went to all those conferences (east coast, west coast, it didn’t matter), literally every single person that I met either had a friend in common with me or knew someone who knew someone that I knew. It never went farther than that.
I feel like that Yelp girl that got fired for her letter to the CEO a few weeks back saw a list like this and thought that it would be smart to move to the Bay Area…but she wasn’t smart enough to consider the cost of living and taxes here.
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I’m willing to bet that they’re all super hot.
And then at midnight after 3 hours of drinking they’re having two Quesalupas each and being #sobad but it’s ok because drunk calories don’t count.
When I first read the title, I definitely thought that this column was going to be about having someone at work do your work for you. PGP?
Great column though, your boy is gonna come crawling back in 5-10 years when he finds out that his wife cheated on him again. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Fork + Knife sounds like the kind of place where you’d pay $30 for an entree, get hungry 2 hours later and end up getting Taco Bell.
Visalia makes Fresno look like a metropolis.
Salinas is second? Whoever wrote this must not know California’s geography well. It’s in the middle of nowhere. Monterey is close by but it’s touristy and gets old and you’re about two hours south of San Francisco.
Nope. It was a tongue in cheek comment meant to poke fun at hypocrisy but it seems to have gone over your head.
Is it ok to make fun of how black every other college ball/NBA game is?
Perfect opener if she ever messages you: “I see that you’re missing an ‘O.’ I can help you with that.”
It seems that Todd really struck a nerve there. If he’s not careful, he may have to add a grand or two to that engagement ring to prove to her that he really loves her…and to prove to himself that he is, indeed, a masochist.
I’m not sure why job hopping is a bad thing. Yeah you probably shouldn’t switch jobs more than once every two years or so, but if doing so gets you a pay raise, then why not? I switched jobs last year and got a 30% bump. It would’ve taken me at least four more years to get the same pay increase at my old job. If you recruit and interview well, more power to you.
I’m from the west coast so I’m not too familiar with the ‘Nova stereotypes. I just know them as that “basketball school that always get a high seed in the tournament and then chokes.”
That must be where the boss went. It’s the only rational explanation that I can think of.
So close to winning a Darwin Award…
If you work in accounting, weekends in March are just a myth.
Jewish geography can basically be summarized as 2 degrees of separation. When I was in college and went to all those conferences (east coast, west coast, it didn’t matter), literally every single person that I met either had a friend in common with me or knew someone who knew someone that I knew. It never went farther than that.
This is the product of safe spaces in college.
I’d totally help the girl who wrote that final and awesome response no longer be “single AF.”
If there was a “Worst Millennial of the Year” award, she would be the top candidate.
I feel like that Yelp girl that got fired for her letter to the CEO a few weeks back saw a list like this and thought that it would be smart to move to the Bay Area…but she wasn’t smart enough to consider the cost of living and taxes here.