Pretty much. This, coupled with the fact that I’m best man at my friend’s wedding next weekend and coupled with the fact that 2016 is a already quarter done is really making me examine my life in ways that I should not be doing on a Friday.
The way I see it: if you don’t ask, you’re essentially getting a “no.” So you might as well ask anyway; if you get a “no” then you’re at the exact same spot that you would’ve been if you never asked to begin with, except now you won’t be wondering “what if?” Can’t win if you don’t play the game.
Think of it this way – 50% of all marriages end in divorce so statistically (really living up to my username here), half of all of those super happy couples that you see will not end up together. What you see on social media and at parties isn’t how people really are, it’s just the facades that they put on for the rest of the world to see. You honestly don’t know what their relationships are really like so even if they appear like the happiest couple ever, they may in fact be the very opposite.
Don’t compare yourself to others, as our generation is so wont to do. Just take it day by day and enjoy your life. Bang all the hot 20-somethings that you can right now so that you don’t regret not doing it when you’re 45.
I’ve been off all social media for two months (best decision I’ve ever made) except for Snapchat and I always see my ex look at my stories. I hope she enjoys seeing wonderful pictures of all the food I eat.
Your post is filled with logic, a foreign concept to so many who believe in the supposed “wage gap.” Before you know it, they’ll be branding your argument as “hate speech.”
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You’re only a creeper if they aren’t attracted to you.
Did anyone else have to google “Kimoji”?
Looks like we have a consensus. Make it happen, PGP.
Can we have a PGP Tinder/Bumble profile review open discussion?
That would be one hell of a love rectangle.
Todd “working so much lately” = he’s definitely banging someone on the side.
Fine, I’ll just go back to my lab and resume working on finding the best Tinder profile to maximize my matches.
Pretty much. This, coupled with the fact that I’m best man at my friend’s wedding next weekend and coupled with the fact that 2016 is a already quarter done is really making me examine my life in ways that I should not be doing on a Friday.
I’m 25 but reading this gave me the type of anxiety usually reserved for Sunday nights.
Hot hot or office hot?
The girl with the two cats has already accepted her fate as a cat lady.
Given your *ahem* reputation from The Chase columns, I was half expecting a story about you banging at least one of the girls.
It’s shocking how incredibly difficult it is to accept this basic fact.
Todd needs to run a one-way marathon and never come back.
The way I see it: if you don’t ask, you’re essentially getting a “no.” So you might as well ask anyway; if you get a “no” then you’re at the exact same spot that you would’ve been if you never asked to begin with, except now you won’t be wondering “what if?” Can’t win if you don’t play the game.
Damn those young whippersnappers
Think of it this way – 50% of all marriages end in divorce so statistically (really living up to my username here), half of all of those super happy couples that you see will not end up together. What you see on social media and at parties isn’t how people really are, it’s just the facades that they put on for the rest of the world to see. You honestly don’t know what their relationships are really like so even if they appear like the happiest couple ever, they may in fact be the very opposite.
Don’t compare yourself to others, as our generation is so wont to do. Just take it day by day and enjoy your life. Bang all the hot 20-somethings that you can right now so that you don’t regret not doing it when you’re 45.
I’ve been off all social media for two months (best decision I’ve ever made) except for Snapchat and I always see my ex look at my stories. I hope she enjoys seeing wonderful pictures of all the food I eat.
Of course, because facts that you don’t agree with are merely hateful opinions.
Your post is filled with logic, a foreign concept to so many who believe in the supposed “wage gap.” Before you know it, they’ll be branding your argument as “hate speech.”