My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.