Work is having a health and safety week. They didn’t change the mandatory safety presentation from the manufacturing sites for the corporate office. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.