Waking up and feeling like you’ve run a marathon when you actually just spent an hour at the driving range.

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.