I drove my 45-year-old dad to dinner last week and he takes my phone and puts on Forgot About Dre and proceeds to rap the entire thing. So that. That’s what I aspire to be
Good luck! It’s so difficult. I gained somewhere between 10-20 pounds before graduation last year (probs due to drinking my sorrows tbh) and literally nothing worked. The only thing that worked was light exercise and cutting out ALL sugar. Dropped it in just a few months. I’m sure you’ve tried the sugar thing, but seriously it does work!
NO BRIDAL SHOWERS. No engagement photoshoot torture, definitely no collection of cell phones (your wedding is not jail), and no crazy registry. Call me old-fashioned, but a simple wedding with closest friends and family and a few kegs is all I want.
Depends on what you’re doing. Most of the Big 4 have a corporate finance division, which usually is a FINRA member on its own. I personally don’t need a securities license but some audit employees might, again depending on what sector they’re in.
It’s not necessarily me that feels bad, it’s other people telling me I should feel bad. Like I took a day off to go to Six Flags (#PGP) and I got shit on by everyone for taking off for that. Bottom line: everyone sucks
Not tryna brag, but I get 5 weeks paid vacation and I honestly am not sure why. No 20-something in their right mind would use all of that with a clear conscience, even though “PTO is encouraged”
Every time I read one of these, my girl brain gets less and less crazy. At this point, some might say I drink Natty Light willingly. Maybe next week I’ll happily buy Jack Daniels
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I drove my 45-year-old dad to dinner last week and he takes my phone and puts on Forgot About Dre and proceeds to rap the entire thing. So that. That’s what I aspire to be
Good luck! It’s so difficult. I gained somewhere between 10-20 pounds before graduation last year (probs due to drinking my sorrows tbh) and literally nothing worked. The only thing that worked was light exercise and cutting out ALL sugar. Dropped it in just a few months. I’m sure you’ve tried the sugar thing, but seriously it does work!
NO BRIDAL SHOWERS. No engagement photoshoot torture, definitely no collection of cell phones (your wedding is not jail), and no crazy registry. Call me old-fashioned, but a simple wedding with closest friends and family and a few kegs is all I want.
bueller?
ferris bueller’s day off? anyone? that’s a killer film
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I once cried because I found an unopened bag of shredded mozzarella cheese and proceeded to eat the whole thing. I’m lactose intolerant
“”It’s only creepy if you make it creepy.” – John Duda” – Me
How do I get a guy to go on a date with me
Depends on what you’re doing. Most of the Big 4 have a corporate finance division, which usually is a FINRA member on its own. I personally don’t need a securities license but some audit employees might, again depending on what sector they’re in.
Although “sup?” is an art form, your intro is better. Hi, nice to meet you too.
You watch yourself, homie. Lululemon is my TheRealJesus.
Girl, I’m your girl.
It’s not necessarily me that feels bad, it’s other people telling me I should feel bad. Like I took a day off to go to Six Flags (#PGP) and I got shit on by everyone for taking off for that. Bottom line: everyone sucks
Not tryna brag, but I get 5 weeks paid vacation and I honestly am not sure why. No 20-something in their right mind would use all of that with a clear conscience, even though “PTO is encouraged”
I have no idea why but every time I scroll past this comment I burst out laughing
Everyone has their thing, I respect that
Username definitely doesn’t check out
Miss you already, Duda
Every time I read one of these, my girl brain gets less and less crazy. At this point, some might say I drink Natty Light willingly. Maybe next week I’ll happily buy Jack Daniels