3 – splitting holiday time between you and your significant other’s families is going to up the complexity/drama in your relationship by about 4000% unless both of your families are super cool.
Bring one of your girlfriends, get a little sloppy and handsy, then watch your coworkers’ heads explode as they try to figure out if you are romantically involved with a woman or not.
While we’re at it, abolish “blue laws” that restrict when/where you can buy booze. I should be able to buy hard liquor on Sunday morning if I want to. Drug stores should be able to sell alcohol (thanks, Louisiana). Also, closing liquor stores at 9 pm on a Saturday night is a travesty (thanks for nothing, Philadelphia).
It is 2018 and women are equal to men in every way. The more appropriate question is, “what is keeping the two girls pick up all the costs for that evening?”. This would be a great opportunity for them to smash the patriarchy.
this installment illustrates the big difference between how a girlfriend and a wife takes care of you when you’re sick.
Girlfriend – I brought you some soup, sweetie. I hope you feel better soon.
Wife – your fever sweats and puking kept me up last night. I have all day meetings, so you’re limited to what food and medicine is currently in our house. Suck it up, buttercup
Girl is going to get mad at Todd for having fun without her. Even though she had no interest in playing beer pong. She’ll probably use the term “sophomoric” when describing his behavior.
My ancient-ass father in law is always watching what I call his “murder shows”… NCIS, CSI, etc. Him and others like him are what keeps network TV afloat.
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3 – splitting holiday time between you and your significant other’s families is going to up the complexity/drama in your relationship by about 4000% unless both of your families are super cool.
Newsflash – Megan isn’t agonizing over your lack of texting.
I’m pretty sure Travis was f-ing with this guy the whole time and only agreed to interview him to make him feel uncomfortable.
Bring one of your girlfriends, get a little sloppy and handsy, then watch your coworkers’ heads explode as they try to figure out if you are romantically involved with a woman or not.
“nose holes”. i’ve never heard them called that
While we’re at it, abolish “blue laws” that restrict when/where you can buy booze. I should be able to buy hard liquor on Sunday morning if I want to. Drug stores should be able to sell alcohol (thanks, Louisiana). Also, closing liquor stores at 9 pm on a Saturday night is a travesty (thanks for nothing, Philadelphia).
You forgot hunting season, Will
i was thinking it was from something vaguely pornographic, or at least rated R.
for some reason, the stock photo made me think she’d be yelling “Todd, wake up, I need Plan B NOW.”
YES. It has been unacceptable to co-habitate a lot longer than it has been “mostly ok”.
It is 2018 and women are equal to men in every way. The more appropriate question is, “what is keeping the two girls pick up all the costs for that evening?”. This would be a great opportunity for them to smash the patriarchy.
I can’t believe so many “old” people read this site. Seriously, 57 year-olds like to read about office bathroom drama, hang-overs, and TGDAG?
this installment illustrates the big difference between how a girlfriend and a wife takes care of you when you’re sick.
Girlfriend – I brought you some soup, sweetie. I hope you feel better soon.
Wife – your fever sweats and puking kept me up last night. I have all day meetings, so you’re limited to what food and medicine is currently in our house. Suck it up, buttercup
a coworker in the stall next to me took a phone call for several minutes while he was still on the pot.
nothing. these Peanuts movies are only around because of nostalgia.
Girl is going to get mad at Todd for having fun without her. Even though she had no interest in playing beer pong. She’ll probably use the term “sophomoric” when describing his behavior.
that’s racist.
Eternally grateful for southern weddings that usually don’t have assigned seating and/or a sit-down meal.
My ancient-ass father in law is always watching what I call his “murder shows”… NCIS, CSI, etc. Him and others like him are what keeps network TV afloat.
Caveat- it is impossible to schedule a weekend like this if you have kid(s), so enjoy it while you can.