He’s the kind of guy that has a truck, but might as well have a 2-door Prius because he has never actually used any of the “truck” features of his vehicle. He has certainly never driven it in mud or put a bloody animal in the back.
I once picked-up a co-worker’s offer letter from another company that he hadn’t picked up off the community printer. I told him “you might want to be more careful”. For some reason, he still works here.
I’m wondering how much longer Girl has to live like this before she is considered a “kept woman”. She doesn’t work and Todd supports her, but she’s not a “mistress” because Todd isn’t married to anyone else (that we know of). Is she just swapping sexual favors in exchange for room and board, I honestly can’t figure out what else she brings to the table. If so, what does that make her?
Be glad all you got was covered in piss. My buddy once sneezed at a urinal like that and bounced his forehead off the chrome fixture, knocking himself out. He woke up on the floor (gross), bleeding AND covered in piss. Apparently, if you get knocked out midstream, you don’t automatically stop.
I hope she totally commits to this path, then hates it, but can’t back out. Real estate agents have a pretty thankless, tough existence… having to kiss up to buyers/sellers, sitting in properties waiting for people to come to open houses on Sunday afternoons… it looks like drudgery. Perfect for girl.
have them work on the landscaping at your office. old people apparently think that pulling weeds and hauling mulch around builds character. or something.
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Being old enough to be envious of a new dad who gets paternity leave. PGP.
When she dies and goes to hell, this is exactly what Satan has waiting for her. For eternity.
“How long is this entire charade going to take?”, so bitchy. so pretentious. so Girl.
He’s the kind of guy that has a truck, but might as well have a 2-door Prius because he has never actually used any of the “truck” features of his vehicle. He has certainly never driven it in mud or put a bloody animal in the back.
I once picked-up a co-worker’s offer letter from another company that he hadn’t picked up off the community printer. I told him “you might want to be more careful”. For some reason, he still works here.
Thanks for the leads on some new insta models to follow.
yeah, like she would’ve turned down a ring on that day.
*Innocent bystander to Girl*
“Maybe he hasn’t proposed to you yet because you talk like a child. “Thingys”, “Yumksi”? You should be ashamed of yourself.”
That’s what you get for cleaning.
this guy seems like too much of a wuss to be a real smoker.
Solid management style.
Suck it, hosebeast. No ring for you.
Don’t puss out, Todd. This is your chance to trade-up to Claire and leave Girl in your dust.
I’m wondering how much longer Girl has to live like this before she is considered a “kept woman”. She doesn’t work and Todd supports her, but she’s not a “mistress” because Todd isn’t married to anyone else (that we know of). Is she just swapping sexual favors in exchange for room and board, I honestly can’t figure out what else she brings to the table. If so, what does that make her?
“Ain’t no use in callin’ home… Jody’s on your telephone.”
She probably isn’t cheating on him. But as a combat vet with multiple deployments, this is just something we joke about. Check your privilege, Rico.
That’s just what she told you. Jody is using those as shack shirts now.
but the pictures are special and unique! just like everyone else’s.
Be glad all you got was covered in piss. My buddy once sneezed at a urinal like that and bounced his forehead off the chrome fixture, knocking himself out. He woke up on the floor (gross), bleeding AND covered in piss. Apparently, if you get knocked out midstream, you don’t automatically stop.
I hope she totally commits to this path, then hates it, but can’t back out. Real estate agents have a pretty thankless, tough existence… having to kiss up to buyers/sellers, sitting in properties waiting for people to come to open houses on Sunday afternoons… it looks like drudgery. Perfect for girl.
have them work on the landscaping at your office. old people apparently think that pulling weeds and hauling mulch around builds character. or something.