I think everyone says they like Hocus Pocus because of peer pressure. They know they’re “supposed to” like that movie, but secretly think it isn’t that great.
Todd shoulda straight-up thrown down the gauntlet and pressed play on something he knew Girl would hate when she told him to pick something… I’m talking about “Escape From New York” or “City Slickers II- Curley’s Gold”. That’ll teach her.
Be real careful, dude. I live down here and crime is getting bad. The Quarter used to be kind of a de-militarized safe zone, but not so much any more. Drunk tourists are getting rolled left and right.
It would be the ultimate troll if Todd was just stringing this girl along on purpose. We’re talking Kaiser Sose’ level of duplicity here.
“Yeah, I knew you wanted a ring worse than anything, but I always knew I would never marry you. The sex was mediocre, but stringing you along offered me a lot of enjoyment over the last year or so. But now I’m bored with it all, so get the F out of my place.”
The over-45 crowds’ behavior in communal bathrooms and locker rooms is appalling. My only reason for wanting to rise up the ladder in any company I work for is the goal of reaching a level of management where I will have my own bathroom. #goals.
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You lightweights have obviously never been to Mardi Gras.
the idea of traveling with Girl resembles my own personal hell.
that just means plenty of more opportunities for an explosive break-up.
people still watch SNL?
Girl is way too lazy for this sort of thing. Remember when she attempted to open her own Etsy shop?
I think everyone says they like Hocus Pocus because of peer pressure. They know they’re “supposed to” like that movie, but secretly think it isn’t that great.
Watching my tourist, old, addle-brained in-laws get separated by metro doors- 10x so much joy.
Todd shoulda straight-up thrown down the gauntlet and pressed play on something he knew Girl would hate when she told him to pick something… I’m talking about “Escape From New York” or “City Slickers II- Curley’s Gold”. That’ll teach her.
I would love to hear the back story on why the bride invited one sorority sister (Caroline), but not the other (Girl).
I love how the stock picture of “sushi” includes a basic girl with smart phone hovering over her meal so she can post a photo.
Botox before turning 30? Caroline is out of control.
Time to develop an unverifiable but nagging “sports” injury. I recommend knee or back. Extra points if you can dig up an old brace.
she must be on some prescription medication. I don’t think you can get anti-psychotic drugs over the counter.
Be real careful, dude. I live down here and crime is getting bad. The Quarter used to be kind of a de-militarized safe zone, but not so much any more. Drunk tourists are getting rolled left and right.
Good list, but you forgot to include a mini pharmacy to include Alleve, alka-seltzer, snake bite kit, bandages…
tell him to check his privilege.
You’re welcome. I hope deFries is paying attention.
some people just want to watch the world burn
It would be the ultimate troll if Todd was just stringing this girl along on purpose. We’re talking Kaiser Sose’ level of duplicity here.
“Yeah, I knew you wanted a ring worse than anything, but I always knew I would never marry you. The sex was mediocre, but stringing you along offered me a lot of enjoyment over the last year or so. But now I’m bored with it all, so get the F out of my place.”
The over-45 crowds’ behavior in communal bathrooms and locker rooms is appalling. My only reason for wanting to rise up the ladder in any company I work for is the goal of reaching a level of management where I will have my own bathroom. #goals.