Girl is such a pain in the ass, by the time the big day rolls around, she will not have any friends, and maybe not a husband if Todd wises up in time to call the whole thing off.
She hasn’t seen the ring yet, and she hasn’t said “yes” yet. I’m still holding out hope that she turns her nose up at the ring 20 minutes after saying “yes” and Todd walks.
It has always been interesting to me that it is socially acceptable for a girl to say “I won’t date a guy who isn’t tall,” but if a guy says, “I’m not attracted to overweight girls,” he is a monster.
“he looked over to see her snoring with her mouth wide open. “Better than her talking,” he thought to himself”… understatement of the year.
Other sounds that are better than her talking include:
– Nails on a chalkboard
– The sound of your dog’s puke hitting the floor at 3 am
– Roommate’s sex noises
Good on Tyler for sowing the seeds of discontent in Todd’s mind.
I predict Todd goes through with proposing in Paris, only for Girl to run him down for it because he didn’t “do it right”, then Todd calls it all off.
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Girl is such a pain in the ass, by the time the big day rolls around, she will not have any friends, and maybe not a husband if Todd wises up in time to call the whole thing off.
She hasn’t seen the ring yet, and she hasn’t said “yes” yet. I’m still holding out hope that she turns her nose up at the ring 20 minutes after saying “yes” and Todd walks.
Yeah, because Girl can in no way keep herself in the lifestyle she is accustomed to.
I know, right? Always demanding snacks and thinking the world revolves around her… exactly like a toddler.
However, calling her a “toddler” does a disservice to real toddlers all over the world that are still easier to deal with than Girl.
yeah, decent interpersonal skills are sooo old school. who tries to smell nice or be genuine any more?
I just googled Goyard bags and the first four purses that popped up were over $1000. Girl’s concept of money makes me nauseous.
international dine and dash for the win!
It has always been interesting to me that it is socially acceptable for a girl to say “I won’t date a guy who isn’t tall,” but if a guy says, “I’m not attracted to overweight girls,” he is a monster.
“he looked over to see her snoring with her mouth wide open. “Better than her talking,” he thought to himself”… understatement of the year.
Other sounds that are better than her talking include:
– Nails on a chalkboard
– The sound of your dog’s puke hitting the floor at 3 am
– Roommate’s sex noises
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Good on Tyler for sowing the seeds of discontent in Todd’s mind.
I predict Todd goes through with proposing in Paris, only for Girl to run him down for it because he didn’t “do it right”, then Todd calls it all off.
the move is ALWAYS to go out and get hammered with the locals.
I’m not going to lie, I canceled a lot of re-occurring meetings that fall on Wednesday.
RSVP “no”.
sup?
TGDAG- Awkward post break-up flight home
In this case, Todd needs to invoke my policy of “if you’re not a chick that I’m sleeping with, you don’t get to boss me around.”
Until Will told us her last name, I was unsure of if she was a WASP or a JAP (Jewish American Princess).
I thought the standing appointment was for a Brazilian wax. I was also let down.