I have no idea why you are being down voted. Most of these #funemployment people are posing like they have money but their in financial distress and probably WAY overestimate how much family money they have access too. It will run out when their parents cut them off. And they have no idea how much they might inherit, how far that money will go, or when they might receive it.
“There’s been a minimum level of preparation for my departure, like my boss wasn’t sure I was actually going to go. Somehow, he seems overly confident that when I do leave, someone will just step right into my role with essentially no training at all and things will work perfectly from there on out.”
“What I’m Saying: I think my leaving will be a smooth transition, overall.
What I Really Mean: My boss literally has not yet made up his mind about my replacement.”
I think you have some misconceptions about just how uniquely qualified you are. We all think we are irreplaceable. 99% of us are just canon fodder. I’ll bet your boss has been through this before. I get the sense you expected there to be wide spread panic and a pre-market announcement about your departure on CNBC. You can sleep well, you leaving will not cause your former company’s stock price to free-fall.
I will lead everyone in rebounding all day and play moderately good defense 3/4s of the time (when I’m not doubled over sucking wind) but 2X a game or so I just gotta fire up a heat check 3 or take off on a 1 on 3 fast break just to keep it interesting… wildcard!
It’s breakfast tacos and hair of the dog if your schedule allows.
If you have to pull it together for something important that day it’s chug water, get a sweat going for 20-30 min, puke, 1 large gatorade and a light meal…
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Instacart my friend… Instacart…
Heiny Lights are for tailgating and the golf course…
Excuse while I go roll around in my Heineken money…
11. A gentleman drinks clear liquor during the day and brown liquor after the sun goes down. G&T’s by day, Scotch after dark. Don’t @ me…
#lowcarblife
I have no idea why you are being down voted. Most of these #funemployment people are posing like they have money but their in financial distress and probably WAY overestimate how much family money they have access too. It will run out when their parents cut them off. And they have no idea how much they might inherit, how far that money will go, or when they might receive it.
It is the greatest thing that has ever been posted on this site.
When is society going to stop with these unrealistic expectations of men’s bodies?
so your saying not to reply back with “I’ve loved you since we met in the Holy Land”?
Just another instance of Tiger failing to make the cut these days…
People think about you waaaaaaay less than you think they do…
Their weekends and free time do not revolve around thinking about you and your life choices.
I second this approach
Sending you my application would be about as successful as when I fill out online application for job postings on Goldman Sachs website…
I just don’t have the pedigree…
Wait… Can we still say “honey” to a woman in 2017???
I’m honestly asking…
“There’s been a minimum level of preparation for my departure, like my boss wasn’t sure I was actually going to go. Somehow, he seems overly confident that when I do leave, someone will just step right into my role with essentially no training at all and things will work perfectly from there on out.”
“What I’m Saying: I think my leaving will be a smooth transition, overall.
What I Really Mean: My boss literally has not yet made up his mind about my replacement.”
I think you have some misconceptions about just how uniquely qualified you are. We all think we are irreplaceable. 99% of us are just canon fodder. I’ll bet your boss has been through this before. I get the sense you expected there to be wide spread panic and a pre-market announcement about your departure on CNBC. You can sleep well, you leaving will not cause your former company’s stock price to free-fall.
So going “off the grid” now means a laptop with internet connection in a major US city???
I’m starting to think the Baby Boomers were right about us…
The only women who like that are the ones that will go home with you and be gone before you wake up in the morning a tub of ice missing a kidney…
They are trying wayyyyyyyy too hard.
Next time I suggest you pre-game before arriving and bring a flask of the hard stuff.
I will lead everyone in rebounding all day and play moderately good defense 3/4s of the time (when I’m not doubled over sucking wind) but 2X a game or so I just gotta fire up a heat check 3 or take off on a 1 on 3 fast break just to keep it interesting… wildcard!
Stock photo girl… would.
In spite of the clearly visible crazy eyes…
It’s breakfast tacos and hair of the dog if your schedule allows.
If you have to pull it together for something important that day it’s chug water, get a sweat going for 20-30 min, puke, 1 large gatorade and a light meal…