The modern day yuppie competes on social media based on where they’ve been on vacation, where and what they’re eating, and their job title (and the implicit responsibilities that would come with that)…
All I know is “VP” certainly doesn’t mean “VP” the way it used to…
“Oh, get a different job? Just get a different job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
I also have don’t have Venmo. I pay for a round/dinner/tab/ect and then the next time someone else pays and it pretty much evens out. Otherwise, drunk credit card roulette! If I owe you for a group vacation, bachelor party, or something else, I type your name and address into my online bill pay and you get a check delivered to your home in 3 days. Done and done.
It’s not real until I let you see my get sloppy drunk after work happy hour has already ended. If I drink in a socially acceptable way around you were coworkers. If I remind you of sloppy Don Draper, falling down and being asked to leave, well then now we’re friends.
If OP wants to share, what is your total debt burden (you claimed 250k in the article)? What is your salary range here, is it under 6 figures? If it is you need to take more drastic steps than just creating a budget.
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The modern day yuppie competes on social media based on where they’ve been on vacation, where and what they’re eating, and their job title (and the implicit responsibilities that would come with that)…
All I know is “VP” certainly doesn’t mean “VP” the way it used to…
“Oh, get a different job? Just get a different job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
I respect people who endure this more than marathon runners…
We are the one’s who really push our bodies to the brink…
Math guys who have people skills – tremendous combo, can be hard to find…
Math guys who have people skills and are epic drinkers – Holy Grail…
I have repeatedly told you I could get you in with Goliath National Bank and yet you insist on telling these lies…
People skills are for people who can’t do math…
Don’t @ me…
I assume we’re now 6 weeks away until the first unsolicited D pic gets sent?
Don’t beat yourself up….
Wait… I thought we were all just joking about #buttstuff…
Are you telling me this is becoming more mainstream in college? In my day you had to find a real “free spirit” if you wanted to try that.
Ted never could keep up…
I also have don’t have Venmo. I pay for a round/dinner/tab/ect and then the next time someone else pays and it pretty much evens out. Otherwise, drunk credit card roulette! If I owe you for a group vacation, bachelor party, or something else, I type your name and address into my online bill pay and you get a check delivered to your home in 3 days. Done and done.
Not a single clitoris joke huh?
I think she misused the word “wolf” to mean a sad, unhappy person.
It’s not real until I let you see my get sloppy drunk after work happy hour has already ended. If I drink in a socially acceptable way around you were coworkers. If I remind you of sloppy Don Draper, falling down and being asked to leave, well then now we’re friends.
You’re such a Gil Chesterton….
Boom! Roasted!
If OP wants to share, what is your total debt burden (you claimed 250k in the article)? What is your salary range here, is it under 6 figures? If it is you need to take more drastic steps than just creating a budget.
– Cady Heron
Correction: Europeans hear “100 miles” and think wtf is that… we use kilometers.
So that’s why Dillon is single again….
Ring Bear was mine Brian… Get off my corner…