39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

I don’t even like talking about work when I’m at work.PGP.

Jordan Spieth has made more by 21 than I will in my whole life.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.