My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.