My dad’s birthday dinner is tonight and I still have a hangover from happy hour yesterday. Can’t wait to field marriage and career questions from my extended family, it should be a blast.
My blackout alter ego will literally hop in any car that’s presently in my vicinity and immediately fall asleep. So not knowing how I got home scares the shit out of me.
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Getting drunk and watching basketball on Saturday, much needed break from work.
Her definition of a bender and my definition are very, very different.
Nope. As long as I’m drinking I can zone out anywhere.
I did not need that on a Monday morning
I wanted her to have a terminal illness, for Todd’s sake.
The people who complain about hangovers are almost always just looking for an excuse to brag about how hard they went the night before
My dad’s birthday dinner is tonight and I still have a hangover from happy hour yesterday. Can’t wait to field marriage and career questions from my extended family, it should be a blast.
I forgot how much anxiety Girl gives me
Personally, I would rather put that to student loans or a mortgage first but I get where you’re coming from it’s a good idea.
I got the Swine Flu in college. They literally quarantined me in my dorm room and relocated my roommate for two weeks. It was really chill.
Just buy it and next year around November plan a trip to Paris.
I’m in the same boat. My friends who aren’t engaged or having a baby are still in committed relationships. I’m just over here comically single.
My blackout alter ego will literally hop in any car that’s presently in my vicinity and immediately fall asleep. So not knowing how I got home scares the shit out of me.
I can barely move when I’m hungover, let alone make myself breakfast in the morning
Those animals over there would eat him alive if he asked for help. At least he got some real advice.
Can confirm. The last wedding I was in we played a round of golf, had lunch and got drunk all while the bridesmaids were getting ready.
A world without avocados is a world I don’t want to live in.
When I first started reading PGP I thought sauvignon blanc and cabernet sauvignon were the same thing.