That envious feeling you get when you find out your coworker is switching companies. PGP.

Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.

Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.