Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

My four hour flight didn’t have wifi. This was more upsetting than it should have been. PGP.

Office colleague sharing unsolicited stories of their children or grandchildren. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.

I’m super excited about this comforter I just ordered. It’s going to be great. PGP.

My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.

Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.

Saw used toilet paper in the office bathroom trash can. What kind of animal doesn’t flush it down the toilet? PGP.

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.