Ok so a relationship is just friends but you also want to see each other naked and do nasty stuff to their body, right? They obviously have a friendship, obviously have serious discussions like people in relationships do, and are attracted to one another. So men, answer me this: why wouldn’t he want to date her?
From Hotline Bling to Spectre and Sugar Skulls. It’s crazy that we’ve been following this saga every week for over a year and a half. God bless your twisted soul, Will. #StartedFromTheBottomAndNowWereHere
Everyone I know starts around 9:00am regardless of kickoff. Our state even has a group of tailgaters whose escapades became so legendary that now they write an article every week during the season for a statewide publication. They’re all in their 40s and dudes get effed up. Do us all proud Duda and don’t whimp out.
I was recently subjected to my co-worker’s explanations about how “Kylie Jenner doesn’t really want to be famous and doesn’t seek the spotlight and here’s 25430 reasons why that’s true.”
I was wrestling with similar things last week. Then I met my Dad for lunch one day and told him about it and he told me something I will never forget. He told me he prays and is looking forward to the day when I stop living for the job and realize that a job is just a tool you use to live your life. Coming from a man who will be switching to a new job that is a “Big Deal” next week after 23 years at his old one, it got to me. I’ve been stressing for him wondering if he’ll like it, if it’s right, if the money will be enough let him and my mom do the things they want to do and never have been able to… and then he told me it just doesn’t freaking matter. At the end of your life, your “potential” doesn’t mean a whole lot. Filling your life to the brim with people you love and serving others is the only thing that does. For our family and for myself, we’re deeply faithful people. He told me to stop chasing career success and start chasing opportunities to serve our Creator. For people who aren’t religious, it could be to start chasing ways to serve humanity. I still really really really want the awesome career. Really bad. But, as in most (read: all) things, my Dad is probably right.
“The singular notion that the Scaries cannot simply exist without being hungover is preposterous malarkey.”
That’s Fitzgerald-quality work there, Chill.
NO. HELLS NO. Y’all trash Duda on here every day but on this one you gonna be mild and reasonable and open this to debate?
Nope.
As a lady who has serious astigmatisms, wears glasses 7 days a week, and is scrimping and saving to get lasik, you’re making my blood boil, man. I can barely tolerate contacts for a few hours when I got to events. And forget salt water or chlorine touching them, I swim blind. Always. And every time I get out of the car from May-September, my glasses are so fogged up I can’t see. Enjoy your stupid perfect eyesight, consider it a precious gift from the Lord above, and do not get fake glasses. Fake glasses mock and jeer the rest of us poor souls who are just trying to look sexy-sexy and not librarian-sexy at a bar without tripping over the stairs.
Ok, I got that out of my system. This is a soapbox for me in case you couldn’t tell. But don’t do it. Play to your own strengths bro.
I was pronouncing it Mintahd thinking it was another overpriced water or kombucha crap (still not 100% what this is) then I too, used the Googles and realized you could probably get this at Sonic. My FOMO decreased significantly after that.
But then again, I drink my water from the tap so what do I know?
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Ok so a relationship is just friends but you also want to see each other naked and do nasty stuff to their body, right? They obviously have a friendship, obviously have serious discussions like people in relationships do, and are attracted to one another. So men, answer me this: why wouldn’t he want to date her?
From Hotline Bling to Spectre and Sugar Skulls. It’s crazy that we’ve been following this saga every week for over a year and a half. God bless your twisted soul, Will. #StartedFromTheBottomAndNowWereHere
I had to Google Emily Ratajkowski. Still don’t know who she is.
Soooo, weekly article? This was some of the best work I’ve seen on here in a while.
Gross. Dude needs to run like hell. This chick is a spotlight-craving diva who will never put him first.
Everyone I know starts around 9:00am regardless of kickoff. Our state even has a group of tailgaters whose escapades became so legendary that now they write an article every week during the season for a statewide publication. They’re all in their 40s and dudes get effed up. Do us all proud Duda and don’t whimp out.
Can confirm. BBQ wedding dinners always win.
I was recently subjected to my co-worker’s explanations about how “Kylie Jenner doesn’t really want to be famous and doesn’t seek the spotlight and here’s 25430 reasons why that’s true.”
So yeah. Screw you, internet.
Am a woman. Can confirm.
Totino’s. All day, every day.
I was wrestling with similar things last week. Then I met my Dad for lunch one day and told him about it and he told me something I will never forget. He told me he prays and is looking forward to the day when I stop living for the job and realize that a job is just a tool you use to live your life. Coming from a man who will be switching to a new job that is a “Big Deal” next week after 23 years at his old one, it got to me. I’ve been stressing for him wondering if he’ll like it, if it’s right, if the money will be enough let him and my mom do the things they want to do and never have been able to… and then he told me it just doesn’t freaking matter. At the end of your life, your “potential” doesn’t mean a whole lot. Filling your life to the brim with people you love and serving others is the only thing that does. For our family and for myself, we’re deeply faithful people. He told me to stop chasing career success and start chasing opportunities to serve our Creator. For people who aren’t religious, it could be to start chasing ways to serve humanity. I still really really really want the awesome career. Really bad. But, as in most (read: all) things, my Dad is probably right.
Dry shampoo is the greatest hair product invention since, well, actual shampoo. It freaking rocks.
This makes me wildly curious about what his opponent has been putting out there.
“The singular notion that the Scaries cannot simply exist without being hungover is preposterous malarkey.”
That’s Fitzgerald-quality work there, Chill.
NO. HELLS NO. Y’all trash Duda on here every day but on this one you gonna be mild and reasonable and open this to debate?
Nope.
As a lady who has serious astigmatisms, wears glasses 7 days a week, and is scrimping and saving to get lasik, you’re making my blood boil, man. I can barely tolerate contacts for a few hours when I got to events. And forget salt water or chlorine touching them, I swim blind. Always. And every time I get out of the car from May-September, my glasses are so fogged up I can’t see. Enjoy your stupid perfect eyesight, consider it a precious gift from the Lord above, and do not get fake glasses. Fake glasses mock and jeer the rest of us poor souls who are just trying to look sexy-sexy and not librarian-sexy at a bar without tripping over the stairs.
Ok, I got that out of my system. This is a soapbox for me in case you couldn’t tell. But don’t do it. Play to your own strengths bro.
I was pronouncing it Mintahd thinking it was another overpriced water or kombucha crap (still not 100% what this is) then I too, used the Googles and realized you could probably get this at Sonic. My FOMO decreased significantly after that.
But then again, I drink my water from the tap so what do I know?
Came here to read your comment, Nived. Bless you.
Hillary Duff’s Metamorphosis album was straight fire. Major applause for the song choice.
You have me there. Those people are cringe-inducing ignorant. I’ve hit unfriend many times with that group.
This actually happens to guys???? Learn something new every day.