My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.

Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

always being prepared to minimize your web browser.

Being so hungover on March 18th that you turn the lights off when you get to the office. PGP.

My boss quotes himself in his email signature

Packing a lunch and then eating it alone in your car. PGP