“My bonus gets taxed too?” PGP.

Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.

Being stuck between a rock (smelly lady) and a hard place (annoying guy) all day. PGP.

Telling yourself, “Tomorrow’s another day,” before noon. PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.

Motivation getting the start, apathy getting the W. PGP.

Spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the stall after you’re done pooping just because you enjoy the silence. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.