Senior Associate brings her two kids to the office cause her nanny backed out. Meanwhile, I get sent to HR because I forgot to shave this morning. PGP.
The WatchESPN app. My anti-PGP. PGP.
It all starts at 7:30.
Crying at the end of “Animal House.” PGP.
Can’t tell if Tinder is broken or if no women within a 10 mile radius are interested in having sex with me. PGP.
Your boss interrupting a call he made to you with “Hold on while I hit this next shot.” PGP.
FICA tax is making me resent my grandma. PGP.
Hitting the range on your lunch break. PGP.
I legitimately just questioned if I was invisible. Then questioned my sanity. Then poured another coffee and checked my email. PGP.
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