About to start my second semester (started in the Spring) and have picked up more hours/responsibility at work over the summer. Australia’s looking like a pretty good option right now.
Side note: Clint Dempsey came to a July 3rd/4th party at my house two years ago back in college. Dude is as real as it gets and was just shooting the shit with all of us and talking soccer. Such an awesome guy. Stayed there raging until 4 AM. Got pics to prove.
Talk about how boring soccer is and than mention 3 baseball teams. Being a USA soccer fan is awesome. A good (enough) team with a lot of passion, heart, and potential. I hate baseball because I played it for 6 years and it’s the worst sport there is. I’d rather watch Cricket. Bring on the downvotes.
About to start my second semester (started in the Spring) and have picked up more hours/responsibility at work over the summer. Australia’s looking like a pretty good option right now.
“Mikey, look at all these beautiful babies. You’re so money and you don’t even know it.”
Best column ever?
Ties are the way of the future.
#13 produced an audible laugh for me.
I don’t know Champs, I kinda liked you as McGannon better.
Can confirm. #IBELIEVE
While these are all spot on #2, #11, and #14 are fucking hilarious. Also in agreement with the jerseys.
We actually got him to freestyle, too. No shit.
Haha I don’t know how to post pics in the comments but I could email it. Or if someone wants to provide an explanation on how to do that.
Hahahaha this is great.
Side note: Clint Dempsey came to a July 3rd/4th party at my house two years ago back in college. Dude is as real as it gets and was just shooting the shit with all of us and talking soccer. Such an awesome guy. Stayed there raging until 4 AM. Got pics to prove.
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CAFFEINE
Talk about how boring soccer is and than mention 3 baseball teams. Being a USA soccer fan is awesome. A good (enough) team with a lot of passion, heart, and potential. I hate baseball because I played it for 6 years and it’s the worst sport there is. I’d rather watch Cricket. Bring on the downvotes.
What the fuck did I just read. I just… I don’t know what to believe anymore.
And that, kids, is How I Met Your Mother.
Poetry
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
You come here often?
Lots and lots of caffeine.
Led Zeppelin reference. *Cues Wedding Bells*