Recent college grad, working in Manhattan, who has regular anxiety attacks due to the fact that she knows she will most likely end up living in a cardboard box for the rest of her life.
Please, PLEASE tell me this is based off a true story and that something like this happens at every wedding because I will be attending 4 in the next 6 months (as my boyfriend’s guest so I’ll know no one) and I’m going to need something to keep me sane
I read up to “someone you’re watching the game with yells at the television screen” and then stopped because if you do that at any kind of super bowl party you’ll probably die.
But its worth a shot
All 37 reasons make me feel like less of a douche bag because I agreed/do every single one.
I fucking love Ke$ha, can barely afford to live as it is, and fuck is probably every 5th word in a normal conversation… Not ready for a child.
So thank you for being perfect.
The only thing worse than Tootsie Rolls are the colored ones. You might as well have given me a goddamn penny. At least a couple of those could get me real candy.
I was a Halloween candy connoisseur as a child. Lots of pent up anger over this.
There’s a woman in the cube across from me who talks to her friends/husband/mother on the phone every single day for hours.
The guy her friend is divorcing is a total douche though, she definitely deserves better.
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I mean, I personally would’ve switched Ariel for Pocahontas but this is a damn good list.
I have no idea Connecticut had such a serious problem with vampires.
Please, PLEASE tell me this is based off a true story and that something like this happens at every wedding because I will be attending 4 in the next 6 months (as my boyfriend’s guest so I’ll know no one) and I’m going to need something to keep me sane
I read up to “someone you’re watching the game with yells at the television screen” and then stopped because if you do that at any kind of super bowl party you’ll probably die.
But its worth a shot
Can we have every girl between the ages of 14-25 read this please? Because that would be awesome.
Still my dream job dude
I like that you specified that you want 2 D’s haha
is one not good enough?
So how long do I have to wait until we get vol 2? … because I don’t own anything monogrammed so…
I’m honestly not surprised that only dudes have commented.
Fuck payed $10 for cotton. I agree man its not cool.
All 37 reasons make me feel like less of a douche bag because I agreed/do every single one.
I fucking love Ke$ha, can barely afford to live as it is, and fuck is probably every 5th word in a normal conversation… Not ready for a child.
So thank you for being perfect.
You and dagoofjohn are perfect.
No one needs you to get the flour down or build a step stool dude. You need to relax.
I’m all about Simba… But if I were a lion Kovu is where its at.
The only thing worse than Tootsie Rolls are the colored ones. You might as well have given me a goddamn penny. At least a couple of those could get me real candy.
I was a Halloween candy connoisseur as a child. Lots of pent up anger over this.
I’ve used every one of these and am not ashamed.
I now feel a lot better about my life.
Also, this is gold.
There’s a woman in the cube across from me who talks to her friends/husband/mother on the phone every single day for hours.
The guy her friend is divorcing is a total douche though, she definitely deserves better.
I don’t think anyone could have said this better.
I’m very impressed. When you find her, I hope you two are an intense power-couple that completely runs shit.
mine too.. i’ve sent him typing tutors and everything