Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.

The office Christmas party this year will be a dinner with a presentation of last year’s budget performance. Attendance is strongly encouraged. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.

Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.