I lost the radio war in the office. Now, I hear “All About That Bass” at least five times a day. PGP.
Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.
Nana and Pappy went hard.
Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.
I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.
Guy from accounting thinks it’s hilarious to stare at me from the doorway until I ask him what he wants. All he says is “Hey buddy,” then walks off. Every time. PGP.
My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.
Taking out of town company workshops because it’s sort of like a vacation. PGP.
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