When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.
My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP
I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP
Happy Super Bowl week, indeed. Needless to say, this is fairly NSFW.
Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.
My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.
This is excellent.
One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.
Clay Trenton is a real scumbag, but I’d still love to shake his hand and buy him a beer.