Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

Genuinely excited to spend the night in my pajamas watching Netflix. PGP.

The thought of sleeping in tomorrow is making me giddy. PGP.

Tried to haze the pledges at homecoming. Corporate life has made me soft. PGP.

It’s Tuesday. I’m still hungover from Saturday. PGP.

I used to rely on adults to tell me the weather. Now I look at the 5 day forecast. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.