Had a great start to my quarter. Now my manager expects me to “keep up the great work!” PGP

Was told I’m too old to be of interest to any of the men that work on my floor. I’m 24. PGP.

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

Having nightmares about not being on mute. PGP

I shave minutes before going out so I can look as young as possible.

The dude sitting in front of me has his headphones in and is busting out a major air drum solo. PGP.

Everyone tries to live vicariously through me. PGP.

Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.