5oClockSomeWhere

Member Since 03/07/2014

Stuck between my office’s strict ” No dating in the workplace” policy and my inability to meet anyone outside of the workplace. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The switch from Market Pantry to Archer Farms on pay day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The only men that hit on me are old enough to be my father and creepy enough to be my uncle. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Those nights when “dinner” is half a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, a row of Thin Mints, and a full serving of shame. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The vegan to my left texts with his keyboard sounds enabled, and the nerd to my right breathes like Tony Soprano. Shoot me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Putting on headphones that aren’t even plugged into anything in order to avoid office discourse. PGP.

Post Grad Problems